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Priests – Now in Disc or Holy flavored!

The only class in WoW with 2 dedicated healing specializations, the Priest.

Why would you want to be a priest?

1.) We wear dresses duh!
2.) Bubbles….
3.) Lazor heals!
4.) Big yellow BUBBLE
5.) Huge circle of shiny on teh ground!
6.) Wings to look purdy!
7.) We don’t smell like cabbage like the other classes!

Ok now that you want to be a priest, which race should you make your priest:

Alliance
Human
Night Elf
Draenei
Worgen
Gnome
Dwarf

Human: ok acceptable. Some humans will have the sense and elegence needed to become a priest.

Night Elf: Sigh…the skin clashes. Long armed, and necked Nelfs look like giraffes. no.

Draenei and Worgen: Hooves. Claws. Horns….no they should stick to being in the freak show. Not on the runway!

Dwarves and Gnomes: Wait do people play gnomes and dwarves? I haven’t seen any…oh wait…that’s right, one has to look down to see them.

Horde
Tauren
Troll
Forsaken
Goblin
Blood Elf

Tauren….seriously…no. Don’t even consider it. Cows and dresses do not mix. If you want to see that – Check out People of Walmart.

Troll….again…no. Why would you want to be a race that does not have the elegence needed for the fancy dresses…*ahem* robes. Also whatever they are smoking…makes them smell like cabbage. Also they have poor posture!

Forsaken…..not going to go there. Should be obvious. Also they suffer from poor posture and bad breath.

Goblin…see troll. Besdes the greenskin clashes with everything. FASHION IS #1

Ok this brings me to the only race deserving to be a Priest.

BLOOD ELVES!

1.) Epic hair.
2.) The attitude that works and brings everyone in.
3.) The right figure.
4.) No claws, hooves, horns.
5.) No ugly facial hair.
6.) No huge foreheads, gangly arms, and Mullet
7.) Like did I mention, the EPIC HAIR!

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  1. April 1, 2011 at 4:56 pm | #1

    dying

    laughing

    too

    much

    *dies*

  2. April 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm | #2

    Quote:
    Draenei: Hooves. Claws. Horns….no they should stick to being in the freak show. Not on the runway!
    ——————————————-

    Allow me to direct your attention this way:

    http://gravedust13.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/minihel.jpg

    WHAT NOW, SON?

  3. April 1, 2011 at 7:22 pm | #4

    are you one of those people who only like “pretty” horde?

    • April 1, 2011 at 7:51 pm | #5

      Pretty is all there is. Elegence, beauty is what the world needs!

  4. April 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm | #6

    This is me reading:
    :) :D :(
    :O :\ XD

    He he! Best priest post ever? It has my vote.

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